{"id":12213,"date":"2022-10-17T11:28:50","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T11:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/TheNextWeb=1391651"},"modified":"2022-10-17T11:28:50","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T11:28:50","slug":"a-dummys-guide-to-infecting-your-mac-with-malware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/?p=12213","title":{"rendered":"A dummy\u2019s guide to infecting your Mac with malware"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The human body is miraculous. Just take the immune system for example. This adapts to pathogens and viruses, learning how they operate, and changing itself to deal with them. This means that once your immune system has come into contact with an attacker, it\u2019s better prepared in the future.<\/p>\n

Because I\u2019m an optimist, this is how I choose to believe computers work too.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t believe all the naysayers out there who claim that a laptop and a body are totally different things and work in utterly different ways. They\u2019re small minded. Getting a virus or malware on your machine won\u2019t damage it long-term, instead it\u2019ll make it stronger. And that\u2019s better than a fact, that\u2019s a belief<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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This is why you\u2019ve got to ensure your Mac is brimming with the most vicious and nefarious malware around. The question is this: how do you make that happen? What do you have to do to ensure your computer is sicker than a skater in the 90s?<\/p>\n

Luckily for you, we\u2019re here to help you out.<\/p>\n

Always download cracked versions of software<\/h2>\n

When you buy a legitimate app from a respectable company or store, you can be quite certain it won\u2019t come with any malware or viruses lurking around. This won\u2019t do. Not at all. Not one teensy, tiny bit.<\/p>\n

To get around this ridiculous state of affairs is easy though: whenever you want a piece of software, pirate it.<\/p>\n

Go to as many illegal sites as possible until you find the dodgiest looking cracks of any app and download as many as you can. Think of it like a roulette wheel: the more spins you take, the better chance you have of getting a piece of malware to really get your Mac working hard.<\/p>\n

Never, ever update your current software<\/h2>\n

Change is scary. Change means having to confront difficult, new things. I\u2019m shivering in fear just thinking about it. Instead, if you want to maintain a warm glow throughout your life, you need to keep everything precisely the same.<\/p>\n

This goes for software too. Really, what need is there to upgrade your machine\u2019s version of macOS? Or any other bit of software, really?<\/p>\n

There\u2019s an old saying that people like each other for their positive attributes, but love one another for their flaws. And, again, I like to think people and computers are the same thing.<\/p>\n

So treat your apps like a lover, and adore them for all their bad and rickety and old parts. Even better, this approach leaves loads of gaping security holes on your Mac, so malware and viruses can flow right in. Victory!<\/p>\n

Due diligence is for losers<\/h2>\n
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