{"id":1903,"date":"2020-12-22T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T07:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/?p=1330194"},"modified":"2020-12-22T07:00:40","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T07:00:40","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas-are-gadgets-with-regular-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"All I want for Christmas are gadgets with regular names"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Santa, if you\u2019re reading this, please use your intense occult powers to do me a favor this festive season: stop companies naming their products incomprehensibly. Please? I\u2019ll leave you some weed-laced cookies? Just make sure I get gadgets with regular names.<\/p>\n<p>This trend of ridiculously named hardware irritated me before, but&nbsp;hit fever pitch recently when I was trying to buy a wake-up light. This is, as it sounds, a light that wakes you up. Effectively, they simulate the sun rising, meaning you surface from your slumber in a way that feels natural.<\/p>\n<p>After a bit of research, it seemed that the best brand to go for was Philips. So, I browsed the company\u2019s website. And what was I confronted with? A series of wake-up lights with the dumbest possible names, I\u2019m talking shit like&nbsp;HF3520\/01,&nbsp;HF3510\/01,&nbsp;HF3505\/01, HF3500\/01, and HF3531\/01.<\/p>\n<p>And, believe me, that list continues \u2014 especially if you\u2019re on something like Amazon. It\u2019s nauseating.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1331709 lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names.jpg\" alt=\"philips wake-up light gadgets with regular names\" width=\"550\" height=\"548\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" data-lazy=\"true\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names.jpg 550w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names-96x96.jpg 96w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names-211x210.jpg 211w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names-271x270.jpg 271w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names-135x135.jpg 135w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2020\/12\/philips-wake-up-light-gadgets-with-regular-names-192x192.jpg 192w\"><figcaption><a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/plugged\/2020\/12\/22\/christmas-gadgets-with-regular-names-iphone-opinion\/#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2020%2F12%2F22%2Fchristmas-gadgets-with-regular-names-iphone-opinion%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: WHY AREN\u2019T WE ALLOWED GADGETS WITH REGULAR NAMES?\" data-title=\"Share WHY AREN\u2019T WE ALLOWED GADGETS WITH REGULAR NAMES? on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share WHY AREN\u2019T WE ALLOWED GADGETS WITH REGULAR NAMES? on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"><\/i><\/a>WHY AREN\u2019T WE ALLOWED GADGETS WITH REGULAR NAMES?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The thing is\u2026 I just don\u2019t understand&nbsp;<em>why<\/em> companies do this. There are times when it seems like the whole tech world copies Apple (you know, <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/apple\/2016\/09\/07\/apple-officially-scraps-the-headphone-jack-for-cordless-earpods-with-lightning-charging\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">like removing headphone jacks from phones<\/a>), but at other moments the company appears to be out there by itself (like these naming conventions). Let\u2019s zoom in on this latter part.<\/p>\n<p>Apple isn\u2019t the only company selling gadgets with regular names, but it is one of the best at it. Let\u2019s just consider <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/plugged\/2020\/10\/13\/everything-apple-announced-at-its-iphone-12-event-in-one-handy-list\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the latest iPhone line up<\/a>. There are four models: the iPhone 12 mini, the iPhone 12, the iPhone 12 Pro, and the iPhone 12 Pro Max.<\/p>\n<p>It might take you a couple of reads to get your head around, but there\u2019s a clear logic at work here, something that makes sense on a fundamental level. You can guess that \u201cpro\u201d probably means it\u2019s good, \u201cmax\u201d suggests that it\u2019s bigger, and \u201cmini\u201d means it small. These are gadgets with regular names \u2014 and I love it.<\/p>\n<p>Compare that to another massive company which has the opposite approach and fully embraces awful naming conventions: Sony. Let\u2019s consider their headphones.<\/p>\n<p>Can you tell me <em>anything<\/em> about what separates the&nbsp;WH-1000XM4, the&nbsp;WH-HN910N,&nbsp;WH-XB700, or the&nbsp;WH-CH710N? Hell, I\u2019m paid to write about gadgets and I can only tell you about one of those models because it\u2019s one of <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/plugged\/2020\/08\/06\/sonys-wh-1000xm4-makes-an-almost-flawless-headphone-even-better\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the best pair of headphones on the market<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This whole approach is utterly bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s ignore the irritation element, and just look at the business side. If you\u2019re a company that makes gadgets, you want to do one thing: sell more of them. And one of the ways you do this is by building a brand, creating something that\u2019s recognizable and that people can tell each other about. That\u2019s why it\u2019s called a Big Mac rather than a BM-221GC.<\/p>\n<p>Surely,&nbsp;<em>surely,<\/em> giving a product a name that\u2019s just a collection of numbers and letters harms its ability to build a recognized brand and sell more? I can\u2019t imagine a world where this isn\u2019t the case.<\/p>\n<p>So, Santa, can you let all these CMOs know I\u2019m not happy? Tell those chumps to give me gadgets with regular names. Or else.<\/p>\n<p><i>Did you know we have a newsletter all about consumer tech? It\u2019s called Plugged In \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/mailchi.mp\/thenextweb\/newsletter\">and you can subscribe to it right here<\/a>. <\/i><\/p>\n<p class=\"c-post-pubDate\"> Published December 22, 2020 \u2014 07:00 UTC <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/plugged\/2020\/12\/22\/christmas-gadgets-with-regular-names-iphone-opinion\/\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santa, if you\u2019re reading this, please use your intense occult powers to do me a favor this festive season: stop companies naming their products incomprehensibly. Please? 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