{"id":6152,"date":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/TheNextWeb=1358390"},"modified":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","slug":"its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/?p=6152","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday! Here\u2019s what to get him"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Friends, lovers, and enemies, today is a special day: Elon Musk is turning 50. Yes, everyone\u2019s favorite insanely rich manchild is now half a century old. Clap. I SAID CLAP.<\/p>\n

To put this into some context, Musk is now double the average life expectancy of a man in 18th century Prussia<\/a>. And, lord, he\u2019s used that time well, hasn\u2019t he? I mean, have you checked out his Twitter<\/a>? Inspirational stuff for a grown ass man of 50.<\/p>\n

But we\u2019re moving away from the point. What can you possibly get Elon Musk for his 50th birthday? The man is so wealthy that he could afford absolutely anything he needs.<\/p>\n

Well, thankfully for you, we have some ideas on how you can celebrate Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday properly.<\/p>\n

Join a cool club!<\/h2>\n

Remember when Tesla illegally fired an employee involved with a union<\/a>? And Elon Musk broke US labor laws<\/a> with a tweet about it?<\/p>\n

Really though, you can\u2019t spell \u201cillegal\u201d without \u201clegal\u201d \u2014 so I\u2019m team Musk here.<\/p>\n

When you think about it, shouldn\u2019t billionaires be able to crush workers underneath their feet? They\u2019re worth much more money than them \u2014 and that\u2019s the only way I understand value.<\/p>\n

Maybe to try and get on Elon Musk\u2018s level (so we can all hang out), the best thing to do would be to join a cool club<\/a>? One where people come together<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Yeah, I think that all of us coming together in an organized way is exactly what we should do for Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday. It\u2019s what he wants. I know it.<\/p>\n

Send a tweet to properly celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday!<\/h2>\n

Ahh, the heady days of 2018. The world was a simpler place and Elon Musk tried to barge in on an operation<\/a> to rescue a Thai soccer team stuck in an underwater cave \u2014 despite having zero experience with any of those things.<\/p>\n

He came up with this submarine:<\/p>\n

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<\/i><\/a>The child is supposed to go inside.<\/figcaption>