{"id":8479,"date":"2021-10-20T12:51:40","date_gmt":"2021-10-20T12:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/TheNextWeb=1370473"},"modified":"2021-10-20T12:51:40","modified_gmt":"2021-10-20T12:51:40","slug":"facebooks-reportedly-changing-its-name-and-we-have-some-suggestions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/?p=8479","title":{"rendered":"Facebook\u2019s reportedly changing its name \u2014 and we have some suggestions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Word on the grapevine is that social media nightmare platform Facebook is planning on changing its name.<\/p>\n<p>This mighty rebrand, according to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2021\/10\/19\/22735612\/facebook-change-company-name-metaverse\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">The Verge<\/a>, is happening for one reason:&nbsp;<em>the metaverse.&nbsp;<\/em>In more real terms, the Zuck wants to position Facebook as more than a social media company.<\/p>\n<p>On the information we have, it seems this move is like <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/google-is-reorganizing-under-a-new-umbrella-company-called-alphabet\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Google reorganizing under the Alphabet name<\/a>. That means it\u2019s unlikely the Facebook app itself will receive a name change, instead there\u2019ll be an umbrella business that all the company\u2019s separate units sit under.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, when you start up WhatsApp, it won\u2019t say \u201cBy Facebook\u201d anywhere. There\u2019ll be a new moniker in its place<\/p>\n<p>Looked at from this perspective, the rebranding makes sense. The company has been pumping huge amounts of resources into its <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebooks-making-a-wearable-that-uses-your-nerve-signals-to-control-ar-environments\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">upcoming AR products<\/a> and THE ZUCKMAN has been clear about his goals of <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/mark-zuckerberg-wants-facebook-to-build-a-metaverse\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">building the metaverse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361818 js-lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4.jpg\" alt=\"Zuckerberg facebook metaverse\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-280x158.jpg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-480x270.jpg 480w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-240x135.jpg 240w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-796x448.jpg 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-1200x675.jpg 1200w\"><figcaption>Credit: Maurizio Pesce\/Markus Spiske \u2014 edited<\/figcaption><figcaption><a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebook-changing-name-suggestions-analysis#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2021%2F10%2F20%2Ffacebook-changing-name-suggestions-analysis%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: Note: the metaverse is basically a VR world where, rather than viewing content, you are part of it. And yes, it will be as bad as that sound.\" data-title=\"Share Note: the metaverse is basically a VR world where, rather than viewing content, you are part of it. And yes, it will be as bad as that sound. on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share Note: the metaverse is basically a VR world where, rather than viewing content, you are part of it. And yes, it will be as bad as that sound. on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"><\/i><\/a>Note: the metaverse is basically a VR world where, rather than viewing content, you are part of it. And yes, it will be as bad as that sound.<\/figcaption><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361818\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4.jpg\" alt=\"Zuckerberg facebook metaverse\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-280x158.jpg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-480x270.jpg 480w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-240x135.jpg 240w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-796x448.jpg 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/Untitled-design-2-4-1200x675.jpg 1200w\"><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<p>On the other hand\u2026 this stinks of nefarious PR.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s no secret that Facebook is a fucking hateful mess. Whether it\u2019s the recent <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebook-whistleblower-wants-ditch-algorithmic-engagement-ranking-restore-chronological-news-feeds\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">whistleblower fiasco<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebook-whistleblower-frances-haugen\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ignoring teen safety on Instagram<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/technology\/2018\/mar\/17\/facebook-cambridge-analytica-kogan-data-algorithm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">the Cambridge Analytica scandal<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/how-2018-became-facebooks-worst-year-in-privacy-and-security\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">dozens of other things<\/a>, the company has a trash reputation.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s fitting because, of course, it\u2019s a trash company.<\/p>\n<p>This potential rebrand wants to counter that fact. The change is an attempt to dissociate the toxic Facebook name from things like Oculus, WhatsApp, and Instagram \u2014 as well as other businesses the company is planning on running.<\/p>\n<p>Despite all this \u2014 and because I\u2019m a Great Guy\u2122 \u2014 I\u2019ve decided to help Facebook and Zuckerberg out. So, totally free of charge, here are some ideas for a fresh brand\u2026<\/p>\n<h2>Potential new names for Facebook<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>ZuckVerse<\/strong>: Simple and to the point. Bonus points for sounding like the SuckVerse.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Koobecaf<\/strong>: If&nbsp;<em>The Simpsons<\/em> did it, Facebook can.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1370492 js-lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub.jpeg\" alt=\"Mr. Snrub\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-280x210.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-180x135.jpeg 180w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-359x270.jpeg 359w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-368x276.jpeg 368w\"><figcaption><a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebook-changing-name-suggestions-analysis#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2021%2F10%2F20%2Ffacebook-changing-name-suggestions-analysis%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: \u201cHello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do.\u201d\" data-title=\"Share \u201cHello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do.\u201d on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share \u201cHello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do.\u201d on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"><\/i><\/a>\u201cHello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do.\u201d<\/figcaption><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1370492\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub.jpeg\" alt=\"Mr. Snrub\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-280x210.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-180x135.jpeg 180w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-359x270.jpeg 359w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/10\/Mr.-Snrub-368x276.jpeg 368w\"><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Nothing Suspicious Going On Here:&nbsp;<\/strong>An easy way to divert attention. Who could ever suspect a company with a name like this?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Gooogle: <\/strong>What\u2019s the best way of stopping people getting angry at Facebook? Get them angry at Google instead. Add an extra \u201co\u201d or two to the name to stop any potential lawsuits.<\/li>\n<li>&nbsp;<strong>:&nbsp;<\/strong>Expanding upon the idea above, how about Facebook changes its name to a single space, \u201d \u201d if you will. Try and @ them on Twitter now.<\/li>\n<li><strong>God:&nbsp;<\/strong>If Zuck chooses this name, every time there\u2019s a scandal he can simply wink and say \u201cwe move in mysterious ways.\u201d That\u2019s 5D chess.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Man, with suggestions like this, I really should be on Facebook\u2019s payroll. Sorry, I mean Nothing Suspicious Going On Here\u2019s payroll. Guy\u2019s gotta eat, y\u2019know.<\/p>\n<p><i>Did you know we have a newsletter all about consumer tech? It\u2019s called Plugged In \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/hello.thenextweb.com\/plugged\">and you can subscribe to it right here<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/facebook-changing-name-suggestions-analysis\">Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word on the grapevine is that social media nightmare platform Facebook is planning on changing its name. This mighty rebrand, according to The Verge, is happening for one reason:&nbsp;the metaverse.&nbsp;In more real&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8479\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}