{"id":8853,"date":"2021-11-09T19:35:21","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T19:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/TheNextWeb=1372691"},"modified":"2021-11-09T19:35:21","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T19:35:21","slug":"your-spotify-wrapped-2021-is-embarrassing-and-theres-nothing-you-can-do-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.londonchiropracter.com\/?p=8853","title":{"rendered":"Your Spotify Wrapped 2021 is embarrassing and there\u2019s nothing you can do about it"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The looming arrival of Spotify Wrapped always arouses excitement \u2014 and terror. If, like me, you have exquisite taste, the end-of-year breakdown of your listening habits is an eagerly-awaited reminder of your discerning judgment.<\/p>\n

If, however, you have a tin ear for music, it\u2019s time to feverishly hit repeat on some pretentious tracks that you don\u2019t actually like. Those who neglect this duty shall be granted a Wrapped that leaves them ostracized by their friends and family (sorry, grandma).<\/p>\n

For those of you in the latter camp, I have some tragic news: you\u2019re already too late. Tracking for this year\u2019s Spotify Wrapped ended on October 31; your round-up is now at the mercy of the algorithms.<\/p>\n

The news has devasted and enraged Spotify users. Militant activists are now (possibly) taking up arms, burning effigies of Daniel Ek<\/a>, and marching on Spotify\u2019s headquarters.<\/p>\n

The more merciful protestors, meanwhile, have taken their distress to Twitter.<\/p>\n

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remember last year’s wrapped i thought mine’s was gonna be cool then turned out my top artists is the backyardigans pic.twitter.com\/Nm4xAwLfnH<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 gagayaw (@gagayaw) November 2, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

While some users despair, others are preparing ruses and excuses:<\/p>\n

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before the Spotify Wrapped are released I need you all to understand that I spent the last year in a severely altered mental state and cannot be held responsible for my actions during that time<\/p>\n

\u2014 anna \u2661 (@teethlikearms) November 8, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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well, for starters one of my most streamed songs of all time is a song I played once, then left my house and when I came back I realized I had in on loop, i don’t even remember how the song sounds like and I’m positive it’ll be on my top 5 this year \ud83e\udd74\ud83e\udd74<\/p>\n

\u2014 Scarleth doesn’t do drugs \ud83e\udd8b (@clittenkitten) November 2, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Despite the impending traumas, some sadists are actually looking forward to the revelations:<\/p>\n

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Can\u2019t wait for Spotify Wrapped to drop and see y\u2019all scramble to explain why artists you spend all day talking shit about are #1-5 on your most listened lists \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

Giving very much \u201cScooter hacked my account!!!\u201d pic.twitter.com\/zFIRwjddWk<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 kyle (@blkboybulletin) November 8, 2021<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Amid the doom and gloom, there is a reason to rejoice: we \u2014 I mean you \u2014 can now spend the rest of the year listening to music you actually like, rather than the tracks you think<\/em> that you should like. Furthermore, your Wrapped should be free of the excruciating Christmas songs that dominate the festive airwaves.<\/p>\n

I nonetheless urge Spotify to extend its cruel deadline for Wrapped. The lonesome months of November and December have been neglected for far too long.<\/p>\n

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