Crypto’s Bonnie and Clyde had their (alleged) crime spree abruptly curtailed on Tuesday.
Heather “Razzlekhan” Morgan and Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein were arrested for conspiring to launder bitcoin that’s now worth $4.5bn.
While Bonnie and Clyde’s rise and fall played out in the press, their crypto counterparts chronicled their lives on social media.
This is the love story of Dutch and Razzlekhan, the (alleged) crime couple who stole our hearts.
Chapter 1: Love at first sight
The couple hasn’t revealed how they first met, but they clearly had lots in common.
Both share similar interests — and an astonishing range of skills.
Razzlekhan is a self-styled economist, serial entrepreneur, Forbes writer, and SaaS investor. She also moonlights as “a surrealist artist, rapper, and fashion designer.”
Dutch, meanwhile, describes himself as a tech entrepreneur, explorer, and “occasional magician.”
He clearly cast a spell on Razzle, who revealed her own seduction techniques in the moving love song, Moon n Stars:
come here, let me grab ya
grab grab grab ya
grab grab grab grab
grab grab grabbing