If you’ve been on Twitter in the last two days, chances are that you’ve seen a video online of The Richest Man Alive™, celebrating.
After months of COVID delays and issues with construction permits due to environmental concerns, Elon Musk finally made it to Berlin this week to officially open Tesla’s new Gigafactory. ‘Giga’ is no exaggeration – the manufacturing hub is ready to deliver 500,000 Teslas into this world every year.
While the first Model Y cars were presented to their new owners, Elon delivered on a promise he made earlier this month on – what else – Twitter.
Haha sure 🙂
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 4, 2022
As I watched Elon dance like nobody’s watching, I realized that his wealth and genius are rivaled only by his grace and flexibility. And it made me wonder: which tech mogul is the best dancer?
Elon Musk
When: March 2022
Why: Opening Tesla Gigafactory Berlin
Ranking: 2/5
I was lying before. I applaud people dancing like nobody’s watching, but Elon dances like everybody’s watching. And to be fair, they are. Seeing him being cheered on by a couple of his fans, you can’t help but wonder: Where’s the heart, Elon?
Tim Cook
When: April 2015
Why: Earth Day
Ranking: 5/5
Now this is what I’m talking about. Tim has no need to talk. Tim has no interest in getting a round of drinks. It’s just Tim, and the music. Positive energy radiates from Tim. Notice how people around Tim start copying his iconic windmill dance, and how it leaves Tim unphased. Our asses just got schooled. By Tim.